Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Next-generation console games line-up

With the Euro PS3 due to launch in a couple of days I thought I would inject a little bit of non-humour on this blog by 'writing' this last night. It was meant to be funny, though I am sure it failed miserably in that area.

Wii
Super Mario Wii
Mario Universe Wii
Metroid Prime Wii
post-Metroid Prime Wii
Kirby Wii
Batallion War Wii
Mario Striker Wii
Mario Baseball Wii
Mario Tennis Wii
Mario Golf Wii
Mario Baseball Wii
Mario Ice Hockey Wii
Mario Basketball Wii
Mario Kart Wii
Brain Training Wii
More Brain Training Wii
Brain Training 2 Wii
Brain Academy Wii
Cooking Mama Wii
Pikmin Wii
Animal Crossing Wii
Zelda Wii
Smash Brother Wii
Tetris Wii
Wario Wii
Fire Emblem Wii
Wii Sport
Wii Play
Wii Concert
Wii Homework
Wii Sport 2
Wii Play 2
Wii School
Pokemon Stadium Wii
Nintendogs Wii
Another bad FarCry Wii
(Insert generic PS2 game with tacked on WiiMote fuction) Wii
Crap Sonic game

Xbox 360
Halo 3
Halo 4
Halo 5
Halo Wars
Peter Jackson's Halo Episodes
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty 5
Call of Duty 6
GRAW 1
GRAW 2
GRAW 3
GRAW 4
GTA 4
Sakaguchi RPG 1
Sakaguchi RPG 2
Sakaguchi RPG 3
Sakaguchi RPG 4
Generic WWII FPS 1
Generic WWII FPS 2
Generic WWII FPS 3
Generic WWII FPS 4
Generic WWII FPS 5
Generic WWII FPS 6
Generic WWII FPS 7
Generic WWII FPS 8
Generic WWII FPS 9
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 1
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 2
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 3
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 4
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 5
Driving Simulator 1
Driving Simulator 2
Driving Simulator 3
Driving Simulator 4
Driving Simulator 5
Driving Simulator 6
(insert previously exclusive PS3 game)
Crap Sonic game

PS3
Post-SotC game
Post-post-SotC game
God of War III
God of War IV
Final Fantasy XIII
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 1
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 2
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 3
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 4
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 5
Final Fantasy XIII side-quest 6
GTA 4
GTA: (insert fictional city 1 name)
GTA: (insert fictional city 2 name)
GTA: (insert fictional city 3 name)
GTA: (insert fictional city 1 name) Stories
GTA: (insert fictional city 2 name) Stories
GTA: (insert fictional city 3 name) Stories
Generic JRPG 1
Generic JRPG 2
Generic JRPG 3
Generic JRPG 4
Generic JRPG 5
Generic JRPG 6
Generic JRPG 7
Generic JRPG 8
Generic JRPG 9 etc.
Metal Gear Solid 4
Metal Gear Solid 4: Subsistence
Metal Gear Solid 5
Metal Gear Solid 5: Subsistence
Metal Gear Solid 6
Metal Gear Solid 6: Subsistence
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 1
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 2
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 3
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 4
Generic Sci-Fi FPS 5
Driving Simulator 1
Driving Simulator 2
Driving Simulator 3
Driving Simulator 4
Driving Simulator 5
Driving Simulator 6
Singstar Pop '84
Singstar Pop '85
Singstar Pop '86
Singstar Pop '87
Singstar Pop '88
(insert previously exclusive Xbox 360 game)
Crap Sonic game

The real winner:

DSPS2Cast

Really, apart from some truly great games on either systems, are there any reasons to go next-gen yet?

2 comments:

acwo said...

Tiptop blog, I like it :)
keep it up!

Anonymous said...

I am getting what you are saying, but once you go HD there is no turning back!