Sunday, December 9, 2007

Project H.A.M.M.E.R.


Project H.A.M.M.E.R. was one of the new IPs announced by Nintendo during the E3 announcement of the Wii last year. It has since been stuck in development hell with Nintendo Japan possibly diverting development priorities to non-games projects. New screenshots of an early built has since emerged on neoGAF and honestly I think it looks good, in a fun sort of way. Which should not be surprising as it was being developed by NST, the Redmond based Nintendo first party developers behind the fun but flawed Metroid Prime Hunters DS game. The environments are lovely and well designed (for a Wii game anyway),

Please Nintendo. More fun games and less 'Training' shite. A new IP or two would be nice too.

More here.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Club Nintendo Europe

Finally Nintendo of Europe did something right.

No, I am not talking about the pathetic 4:1 Nintendo VIP:24 star points exchange rate for Wii points, which is worse than the American exchange rate. With SNES games costing 800 Wii points, what this means is to get a free SNES game worth £5.60 it would cost the customer roughly £520 in purchases. That is about 1% back! Which is pathetic. As far as customer loyalty schemes go this is even worse than the dreadful Nectar card. Even Boots offers at least 4p back for every one quid spent, not to mention the numerous triple points offers on weekends.

But I digress. The right thing that NoE did do which I was referring to is the fact that NoE finally decides to offer us some Club Nintendo goodies which were previously only available for members of Club Nintendo Japan. So after trying to access the site for much of the yesterday I finally decided to trade in 4500 star points (the equivalent of registering two systems and 14 games) for a Mario Game Rack. Still a huge rip-off, but at least it is something physical, rare and can't be bought in any shops. Fingers crossed that NoE does not screw up and really does ship this in four weeks time.


I still have 5700+ star points with more being added soon (as long as I can find some misplaced VIP scratch cards). So what should I get next? The NES Classic Notebook looks nice and the Mushroom Kingdom Bracelet is perfect as a gift, if not useless. Or should I order another rack and auction it off? There are loads of Mario Kart replicas but these are easily obtainable at GAME or Gamestation, so no thanks. Maybe I should wait for something uber rare like the Game & Watch DS game. One thing that is definite is no way will I trade in my star points for Wii points.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Cisco, whatever happened to product testing?

I just got off the phone from a relative who has a problem with her Linksys WAG54GS wireless router which keeps dropping connection and resets itself. Now I have created a temporary backup file for her to restore the settings any time the fucking thing decides to hard reset itself, but this has been going on a weekly basis for months now ever since her I.T. friend brought it in. He also uses the same router and has no problem with it and even exchanged his for hers when the problem started popping up.

At first my gut feeling tells me that the fault likes with the ISP, UKOnline (they are known to be awful, if not cheap). Even then I am sure no matter how awful an ISP is it wouldn't erase settings from a modem. I will probably try to do a firmware upgrade next week but right now every week I get a phone call from her regarding the issue I want to tell her to bin the bloody router. Someone else who owns the same product confirmed to me that this particular Linksys model had issues with keeping its settings and downloading the latest firmware will rectify it, which I confirmed via Googling. So hopefully once I apply the new firmware this crap product will work as advertised.

Personally I should count myself lucky. Of all the negative things being said about Belkin wireless routers and Virgin Media/NTL, we have been online for 3 months now and only experienced a handful of drop-outs (like once a month) and never was it the fault of the router. And to think we almost bought a Linksys because it "looks nice". With the Belkin, never once was I forced to break out the manual from storage. Hell Virgin has never even throttled our connection despite super heavy usage.

Grim Grimoire mini-review


Apart from having a funny and difficult to spell name, Grim Grimoire is an excellent blend of real time strategy with role playing elements over a unique side scrolling 2D gameplay. Here is a quick and short review of one of the better PS2 titles released this year.

You play as Lillet Blan, a student witch with the ability to summon, who is killed and send back five day to the moment when she arrived at the prestigious wizarding school. During the five day period Lillet will learn, study and relive the tragedy as well as learning the deep secrets about the school and its mysterious occupants. The five day cycle is repeated over and over again until she gains new spells, gain abilities and powers and with her throng of elves and fairies, seek to prevent the tragedy from happening in the first place.


Santa's little helpers up to no good

Instead of battlefields battles takes place in tall towers. During each battle you control Lillet, who appears on the screen as a mickey mouse cursor. Playing an RTS title on a console is a difficult task as a dual analog stick with a couple of face button isn't an ideal solution to selecting units. Here Vanillaware almost solved the problem through the mapping of face buttons for select predetermined actions. While not necessarily an awful thing, the controls takes some getting used to especially if you are used to the freedom and flexibility that a mouse bring to PC RTS titles.

For example you can select a unit on screen the move the cursor to whichever location you want to and the unit will move there. Holding the square face button down will allow you to drag around and select multiple unit. Likewise pointing a cursor to an enemy will instruct the selected units to attack it. The d-pad is used to cycle through the unit types. Missions can range from defending an area from enemies, to seeking out runes to destroy and harvest for Mana from crystals. Units can also patrol a given area and automatically attack any enemies that breach it.


Wendy, prepare to face the wrath of Tinker Bell and co.

As with any many RTS title fog of war exists so sending your little green fairies and elves to scout out enemy positions is a necessity. Battles are mainly straightforward but the screen can get very busy with plenty of special effects and huge monster sprites flying around the screen, not helped by the PS2 resolution output of only 480 vertical pixels. As you progress through the game and gain more abilities you can summon more advance creatures to your aid and upgrade your existing ones.

The visual art is engrossing. The developer has decided to shun polygons in place for detailed high-resolution hand drawn sprites - which in my books is a good thing, as they are gorgeous. Character portraits are used for scenes, though aren't as well animated as the super deformed battle sprites, are still visually well designed. Similarly enemy sprites are gigantic with chimeras and dragons putting their Castlevania counterparts to shame. The backgrounds are repetitive and reused often which makes it look glaring after repeated play.


"Does my ass look big in this?"

Conclusion, Grim Grimoire is a rather good game but should be considered a niche enough game not to be genre defining. While the controls works very well despite some poor execution, it is rather a chore to micromanage and repetitive gameplay hurts, at least it provides enough depth and fun. Dialogues are well written and witty enough to be appreciated, though not supplemented by the rather weak soundtrack. The storyline has been likened as a "Harry Potter rip-off" by people who do not read as often as they should.

Here's hoping that the much lauded Odin Sphere due out in PAL regions early next year will be equally if not more fun because I am now a huge fan of Vanillaware. But this itself is a fine single player experience.

7/10

Buy the PAL version from Amazon UK or NTSC version from Play-Asia

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Video games rating explained

One of my pet peeves are ignorant parents who buy their children the wrong game then blame someone else for their mistakes. For example if they buy a game rated for adults and later find out that these games contains violence, nudity and what-not - who do you think they blame? Video games and the industry. So dear parents, here is a small guide on video games ratings that took me 10 minutes to research. You can even print it for Christmas shopping.

Europe uses a voluntary rating system called PEGI (Pan European Game Information). Though not legally enforceable in the majority of the countries, the ratings are pretty useful for people who wants to avoid buying games with certain content as they are well described and often accurate. Many game stores follow the PEGI rating system though not all the staff members do.


The ratings are printed on the front of games cases while the back contain additional content descriptor icons (up to six though most of my games only come with one descriptor icons). These icons are self-explanatory but just to clear any confusion, from top left to top right: Bad language, discrimination, drugs, fear, gambling, sex & nudity and violence.


Trauma Center: suitable for age 7+, contains killer spiders

In the UK certain games with film-like scenes such as sexual activity or extreme violence, will also be rated by the BBFC. These are enforceable and games banned by the BBFC makes it illegal to sell it (but it will be legal to own if for example you purchased it overseas). So far the only game banned by the BBFC is Manhunt 2, a truly naughty game probably worth banning because of how bad the game is. There is a difference on how the BBFC rate games too, for example the BBFC gave Resident Evil 4 a 15 rating where as PEGI rated it for 18+.


Resident Evil 4 is rated 15 in the UK by BBFC. The rest of Europe has to be 18.


In censor happy Germany, games are required to be rated by this organisation called the Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle or USK for short. The coloured based icons meant to represent the ratings are hideously ugly (second only to Australia). Unlike PEGI there are no secondary ratings to describe content as the age rating takes into account the content.


Konami destroys Castlevania box art with two ratings and endorsements

America's voluntary ESRB system is similar to Europe's PEGI. The icons used are prettier though not as informative. The most common icon to look out for if you are buying your kids video games is E which means the game is suitable for everyone. Games rated mature are generally a no-go area for kids. There is an adults only rating that is rarely used, and even then games that receive an AO rating are not allowed to be published by major console manufacturers (Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft). The Kids to Adult rating is no longer used.


Like PEGI content descriptions are printed on the back of the case, though not in the form of icons. Instead to the credit (gasps!) of Americans they actually use something far more useful - actual words. Words such as 'Comic Mischief' or 'Crude Humor' and 'Animated Blood' are such examples and goes straight to the point. These content descriptors can be preceded by the term 'Mild'.


The ESRB content descriptor for Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth


I won't cover their CERO rating system here as there are hardly any Japanese visiting this site, and they are probably far more responsible than the rest of us. Australia's classification is very similar to the ESRB system and is colour coded. It is also very ugly and ruins box arts with its huge icons (just import). Australia is a censorship happy country is all I have to say. Hopefully it will change with a more liberal government in stow now.


Australia has a reputation for defiling box arts with its rating icon. Here Team ICO's beautiful Shadow of the Colossus cover is butchered.


The problems with these ratings however is it doesn't tell you which games are suitable for kids. For example Animal Crossing might be rated E for everyone but the gameplay really would not interest anyone above the age of seven especially if you do not want to subject your kids to the concept of paying off mortgages. It is similar with New Super Mario Bros. where the game would probably be too difficult to anyone younger than eight despite receiving a PEGI rating of 3+. In America games that are identified to be suitable for children and therefore educational are rated Early Childhood.

Perhaps the safest way to find out what is suitable for their kids is for parents to finally buck up and start playing games with their children. And stop buying crap licensed games.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Epic Final Fantasy IV remake trailer



While mainly made of cutscenes, the new trailer for Final Fantasy IV remake does contain gameplay footages with fantastic summoning animations. It just looks gorgeous and the visual is already looking a hundred times better than Final Fantasy III remake (same developer). It also includes a partial scene of Palom and Porom decision to do something dramatic, but nothing spoilerific here (go buy the game when it comes out to find out).

The character design of Cecil (in both Paladin and Dark Knight form), Kain, Rosa, Edge and Rydia just look terrific. The super deform characters is once again designed by Yoshitaka Amano which explains the difference from the Akihiko Yoshida's Final Fantasy III character redesign. Which isn't a problem since the style suits the more serious tone of the game.

Music is Theme of Love sung by Ida Megumi and written and rearranged by veteran Final Fantasy composer Nobou Uematsu. The remake is due out in Japan in two weeks.

Related post: Final Fantasy IV Advance review

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Nokia's free music service

First Nokia gives away free worldwide maps on Series 60 and Windows Mobile phones with their Smart2Go service.

Now they are planning to shake the music and mobile industry by giving away free music. Nokia's "Comes with Music" is indeed an interesting approach and even for a guy like me who is sceptical of online music stores (physical copy rules!) gives this the thumbs up. Basically any Nokia phone that is bundled with a "Comes with Music" service will come with a one year subscription to download music. Unlike (the new) Napster To Go or Zune Pass, once the annual subscription is up you get to keep the music. Which is bloody fucking fantastic.

Obviously there will be some catches. None are confirmed yet, but my guess is the music will DRM'ed and only transferable to other Nokia music phones. Now I personally hate DRM but since the music is practically being given away for free I guess it would be wrong to knock it off. From a consumer's point of view I find nothing wrong with this service and it does make iSheeps rebuying music they own (they exists) from online music services like Itunes look rather foolish. If this is a success it will just kill Apple's business model.

All the more reason that this service should succeed.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Best of 2007: TV

It is December, so expect to see many 'Top 10' 'Best of' 'Worst of' and other useless blog fillers popping up here. First up: the best of 2007 television on offer (to me).


Ever since Firefly got cancelled, quality science fiction fans have very little to look forward to. Then came along the reboot of Battlestar Galactica and it changes how we perceive Sci-fi. Simply put it, its intelligent, engaging and character driven storyline, the third season of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica is not only the best Sci-fi drama - it is the best current television series period. I only pity the people who are missing this due to the negative genre stereotyping often associated with Sci-fi dramas.


After Dexter's battle with the Ice Truck Killer from season one, the truth of his inner demon gets closer to the surface - literally! Season two of Dexter isn't nearly as good as season one (review), but Dexter's subsequent creation of the Dark Defender and Doakes' uncovering our killer's night-time hobby means more quality airtime for our favourite anti-hero. Michael C. Hall as always continues to impress as one of the best TV actors in recent history.


There is no denying that season/volume one of Heroes was a great, if not a rather long TV spectacle. Heroes proved that the super hero genre does not need larger than life characters in colourful tights and red underpants to work well. It had all the ingredients for good TV: great writing, plots and characters that the audience can relate to. Even if you aren't into super hero genre, season one still deserves your attention. Too bad volume two is a bit of a whitewash.


Showtime's Weeds has got to be the most underrated American TV import this side of the Atlantic. It follows a mother who, after her husband dies, tries to maintain her middle class status by selling coke to her affluent law-abiding neighbours. Hilariously dark and highly recommended. This and Dexter are living proof that you do not need HBO to enjoy quality drama.

British:
Life on Mars season two

Animation:
Family Guy season five (six on DVD)

Factual:
Even for a person like me who doesn't give a toss about cars, Top Gear is just wildly entertaining and season ten does not disappoint.

Episode of the year:
Dexter "Morning Comes"

Actor of the year:
Michael C. Hall (Dexter Morgan, Dexter)

Actress of the year:
Marcia Cross (Bree Hodge, Desperate Housewives)

Supporting actor of the year:
Christian Camargo (Rudy Cooper, Dexter)

Supporting actress of the year:
Natascha McElhone (Karen van der Beek, Californication)

Villain of the year:
"Ice truck killer" (Dexter season one)

Hero of the year:
Hiro Nakamura (Heroes season one)

Character of the year:
Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

Funny clip of the year:
George Takei responds

Advertisement of the year:
Sony Bravia "PlayDoh"

Cliffhanger of the year:
Heroes "How to Stop an Exploding Man"