Was surfing through a couple of Brit blogs and visited Paul's blog, who left a comment here. The blog entry by Paul on a Christian fundamentalist organisation, The ChildCare Action Project, really cracked me up.
This Christian fundamentalist organisation 'reviews' films and subjects them through a torturous proprietary CAP model, where a films' unsuitability is highlighted based on the model provided by the New Testament. Basically a higher score means it's good.
Not surprisingly, Kevin Smith's Dogma (a favourite film of mine actually) got an eyeful from the reviewer (a pitiful score of 6 out of a theoretical 100) due to a number of blasphemous contents.
Hell even The Passion of the Christ received a rather curious '69'. Eh? Harry Potter and The Lord of the Ring all received condemnation due to portrayal of evil wizardry used for good.
And get this, Toy Story 2 got docked a point because there were "many Barbie(tm) dolls dancing in swimwear while characters ogle at them with sensuous expressions".
I am going to bookmark it. It's so fucking mental, it's bloody hilarious.
3 comments:
Wait lah. So difficult to change template.
Your friend? Got blog?
hi jon:
just saying hello by HOWSY's command when i asked about londoner bloggers meet. hope everythin' is swimming there.:)
christian fundamentalists?
I prefer Ignoramuses or killjoys.:(
Nah, sorry mate, I don't have his blog. He's a Protestant Christian, so it figures. Anyways, from today, I will be commenting under my new nickname of 'cyrix'. In case you get confused :)
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